THE PENGUIN
WHO TOOK “CAP”
TOO SERIOUSLY.
Everyone kept talking about market cap. CAPGUIN thought they meant hats. Nobody corrected him. That was probably a mistake.
The whole thesis
HAT CAP.
MARKET CAP.
SAME PENGUIN.
Official description
Small penguin. Big cap. He changes hats faster than the market changes narratives — but somehow, every cap fits.
Twitter bio
One penguin. Too many caps. Still looking for the biggest one. $CAPGUIN